“God, dad! Do you have to do this to me? Okay; Gadsden Flag Don’t Cough On Me Shirt I couldn’t poop and Sarah helped. And, yes I pooped. Okay? End of story. Why is everyone making such a big deal out of it? This is really embarrassing stuff, Dad. You think I really want to talk about pooping with men? Can’t I have a little privacy about some subjects? You’re as bad as Dr. Mason! I don’t want to relate details, if you don’t mind.”