I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You Retro Shirt

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SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17.5 in 27 in
S 19 in 28 in
M 20.5 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
  • 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Premium 32 singles Tri-Blend Raglan T-Shirt
  • 4.3 oz; 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16.25 in 26 in
S 18.25 in 27 in
M 20.25 in 28 in
L 22.25 in 29 in
XL 24.25 in 30 in
2XL 26.25 in 31 in
3XL 28.25 in 32 in
  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
  • Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
  • Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
  • Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
  • 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15.25 in 24.72 in
S 16.25 in 25.35 in
M 17.25 in 25.98 in
L 18.25 in 26.61 in
XL 19.25 in 27.24 in
2XL 21.25 in 27.87 in
3XL 22.25 in 28.50 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
  • Side Seamed; Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
  • Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; 30 singles
  • Self-fabric binding on neck and armholes
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 13.75 in 19 in
YS 15.25 in 20.5 in
YM 16.75 in 22 in
YL 18.25 in 23.5 in
YXL 19.75 in 25 in
  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Side-seamed; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
 
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 15 in 19.25 in
YS 16 in 21 in
YM 17 in 22.75 in
YL 18 in 25 in
YXL 19 in 27.25 in
  • 5.2-ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton
  • Rib knit neck; Tag-Free Label
  • Colorblock ¾ raglan sleeves
  • Curved & covered hem
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 19.75 in
YS 17 in 21.25 in
YM 18 in 22.5 in
YL 19 in 24 in
YXL 20 in 25.5 in
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • 1x1 rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • 5.3 oz. 100% USA cotton
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Double-needle stitching throughout, ribbed cuffs
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You Retro Shirt

I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You Retro Shirt brings a rebellious, tongue-in-cheek attitude to your wardrobe with a vintage flair. Designed for those who love bold statements and a bit of humor, this shirt pairs a cheeky, unapologetic slogan with a retro-inspired font and design. The distressed look of the print gives it an old-school vibe, making it feel like a classic from the 70s or 80s, while the humor is refreshingly modern.

Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is not only comfortable but also built to last. Its relaxed fit and lightweight material make it perfect for casual outings, parties, or just hanging out with friends. Available in a variety of colors, you can easily style it with jeans, shorts, or under a jacket for a laid-back, carefree look.

For those who enjoy witty fashion statements with a nostalgic twist, the I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just F* Your Mom See You Retro Shirt** adds a humorous edge to any outfit. It’s perfect for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously but still wants to stand out with a punchy message.

I'm Too Old To Fight I'll Just Fuck Your Mom See You Retro Shirt
I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You Retro Shirt

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Due to the heightened demand during the festive season, please be advised that both production and shipping times will experience delays. The standard processing time is extended to 2-7 days. Orders placed after December 12, 2024, may face challenges in reaching their destination before Christmas. While some locations near Detroit, Michigan, may experience earlier deliveries, we cannot guarantee this. The delivery timeframe, ranging from 5 to 12 business days, depends on the carrier, predominantly UPS and USPS, and your specific location. Notably, our warehouse is situated in Detroit, Michigan

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